As the saying goes, "You are what you eat."

Roo's version : "You are what your hair colour is."

so right now, i have some pretty twitsh hair colour. so im a twit, for now. :DD

"It is every roop for roop's self."

a friend of mine calls me roop, short form for roo poo.

"Falling in love or having a major crush is like stabbing yourself to death with a blunt fork. It frickin hurts and it takes forever to kill you."

im being hopelessly disgusting here.

When a friend tells me not to sigh, saying it will make me older, saying that i should have more confidence so guys will look at me more, all i could tell her was

"I dont want guys to look at me, i just want my eye candy."

She then said, what if he's not the best person to be your boyfriend?

"He is not the best person, but he is all that I want."

"Roo and pretty and seductive just do not go together."

When a friend was trying to help me with my self esteem issues by complimenting me, all I could say was...

"... Those words kinda makes me want to pee."

"Scratching people who tease me is a way for me to vent all the irritation."

When I ask to borrow something from someone...

"Be nice, lend Roo."

"I dont intimidate people. I depress them."

"I have this powerful ability to influence the people around to be emo and depressed just like me."

" I have a bladder of steel. I can retain liquid for long period of time, and excrete liquid at the speed of light."

"I shall just sit here and develop an eating disorder."

"One of the joys of being tubby is having many people wanting to hug, squeeze or squish you with their dying wills."